Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
ME, that’s who!
All day long, visitors come to the Museum to gaze at my fabulousness – they just can’t get enough! I’ve always been adored, ever since I hung out in the Old Guild Hall over 200 years ago. What can I say, being beautiful comes easy to me.
I only wish someone would adopt me so that I get the recognition I deserve as the downright gorgeous guy I am.
You may think me rather vain…but wouldn’t you be, if you looked *this good*?